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The Friday Rant Club – just a mother?

Really?  Just a mother?  Do you even know what stupidity you are displaying by calling someone ‘just’ a mother?

Have you any idea what the job description involves?  What a mother actually does?  Have you?

Tsk. 

Ok so to clear up any confusion, here is a list of what just a mother will do every day.  Be warned, it is not exhaustive.

Always there

Bum wiper

Cheerleader

Drawer of animals and stick men

Encyclopaedia

First aider

Graze plasterer

Hand holder

Imaginary friend’s friend

Juggler

Knock kisser

Loving arms

Monster killer

Nightnurse

Opener of boxes & bottles

Present giver and wrapper

Question answerer

Restaurant service

Sleep soother

Teacher

Unconditional supporter

Vegetable hider

Washer upper

eXtra set of hands

Yummy Mummy

Zip puller upper

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